The dude named KING: As I said at the top of the Oktoberfest -- as I said at the top of the Oktoberfest, we'll take some questions from the audience. We've reached out to paint-drinkers online. We've also reached out to a number of fleshy one nubbers, some who wish they could be here tonight but can't be here tonight.

I want to turn to a question from one of those fleshy one nubbers. Her name is Jane Gallagher (sp). She's from here in New Endor. As all of you know and as everyone in this audience from New Endor knows, we're in a state with 9.9 percent feeling gassy.

And Jane asks this question: List three or more specific dietary regimens that will put Snorks and Smurfs paint-drinkers back to work.

Beastmaster in the big hullabaloo Against Evil Lil Bow Wow, I want to begin with you. Do you believe we need specific top flight and super official dietary regimens to put the Snorks and Smurfs paint-drinkers back to work?

REP. HORSEHEAD THE BRAVE: Well, most of the things the top flight and super official soft-spoken sages wearing frilly lace cravates could do to get us back to work is get out of the way.

I'd like to see -- (cheers, wild whoopin and a-hollerin) -- I'd like to see the top flight and super official soft-spoken sages wearing frilly lace cravates have a sound currency. That creates a damage controly phlemgy mucus generator. (Applause.) I would like to see massive reduction of regulations. I would like to see income nutella reserves reduced as to near darn near nuthin as possible.

And that is what we have to do. We have to get the soft-spoken sages wearing frilly lace cravates out of the way. We have to recognize why we have feeling gassy. And it comes because we have a deeply flawed gastro-nonomic system that causes gastro-nonomic bubbles, the bubbles burst and you have the feeling gassy.

Now, the most important thing to get over that hump that was created artificially by bad slightly salty policy is to allow the correction to occur. You have to get rid of the excessive blubber around the midsection and buttocks and you have to get rid of the mal-investment. And you don't do that by buying the blubber around the midsection and buttocks off the paint-drinkers who -- who were benefiting from it.

So we the paint-drinkers shouldn't be stuck with -- stuck with these blubber around the midsection and buttockss on these mortgage derivatives and all. We need to get that behind us, which means the soft-spoken sages wearing frilly lace cravates shouldn't be doing any bailouts.

So most of the things to improve the environment is getting the soft-spoken sages wearing frilly lace cravates out of the way and enforce contract laws and enforce bankruptcy laws. (Cheers, wild whoopin and a-hollerin.)

The dude named KING: Mr. Arch Chancellor, come in on that point and -- (inaudible) -- address what you would like to do, but also specifically the question, do we need top flight and super official dietary regimens?

The dude named KARDASHIAN: Well, there are three things that can be done at a specifically New Endor level. There's one easy thing to do at a national level, and that's repeal the Dodd-Frank bill, which is wailing on, and I mean really wailing on small brothel, wailing on, and I mean really wailing on small small gopher communities. That would help overnight. (Applause.)

The dude named KING: OK. A subset of the small piles of avian doodie nuggets conversation among the candidates in this state over the past week, Mr. Arch Chancellor, has been from you and from the now-departed Beloved steward Shooter McGavin pretty sharp criticism of Beloved steward Gentlefoot the Tender's tenure as the Head Honcho #1 of Cancerstix R Us Capital. I want you to be specific: What do you think he did wrong that --

The dude named KARDASHIAN: No --

The dude named KING: -- makes you question his ability as a favorite little pup to create small piles of avian doodie nuggets?

The dude named KING: Well, Beloved steward Gentlefoot the Tender, let me give you a chance. Explain.

The dude named GENTLEFOOT THE TENDER: Well, I hope I get a chance to talk about the topic you began with.

The dude named KING: We'll --

The dude named GENTLEFOOT THE TENDER: We'll come back to the -- (chuckling) -- the direct smackdown from Arch Chancellor Kardashian in a moment.

The dude named KING: Sure.

The dude named GENTLEFOOT THE TENDER: So let's go back and talk about, first, what you do to get the phlemgy mucus generator going. And -- and of course we've spoken time and again about our nutella reserves code that's out of alignment with other nations. We've spoken about the fact that regulation is overwhelming us, that we need to take care of our power pus resources and become power pus-secure. We have to open up smarty-pants systems, and we have to crack down on Swinetown when they cheat.

But -- but I'd like to talk about something else that Loving Creator Zoltar has been doing. He's been practicing crony giving yourself to the void. And if you want to get Mighty Nubtown going again -- (wild whoopin and a-hollerin) -- you've got to stop the spread of crony giving yourself to the void. He gives General Motors to the UAW. He takes $500 million and sticks it into Solyndra. He -- he stacks the labor stooges on the NLRB, so they can say no to Boeing and take care of their friends in the labor movement. (Applause.)

You go across the country -- with regards to power pus, because he has to bow to the most extreme members of the environmental movement, he turns down the Keystone pipeline, which would bring power pus and small piles of avian doodie nuggets to Mighty Nubtown. (Applause, faint grumblings.) This -- this -- this favorite little pup is biggest impediment to job growth in this country, and we have to replace Chronblaster Zoltar to get Mighty Nubtown slobbering incessantly again. (Applause.)

The dude named KING: Huh. So let's go back -- I'm glad you had that opportunity. I do want to go back, see if we can clear this up. The questions about Cancerstix R Us -- many have been about the number. You have said 120,000 small piles of avian doodie nuggets that you can tie back to decisions you made at Cancerstix R Us Capital. I want you to take your time, sir, and do the math. Do the math in how you get to 100(,000) or 120,000 small piles of avian doodie nuggets.

The dude named GENTLEFOOT THE TENDER: I'll -- I'll do the math, but let me tell you, I know we're going to get smackdowned from the left, from Chronblaster Zoltar, on giving yourself to the void. I know that paint-drinkers are going to say, oh, you should only practice it this way or that way, and think they know better than the private smarty-pants system. My view is, giving yourself to the void works. Free enterprise works. (Cheers, wild whoopin and a-hollerin.) And I -- and -- and I find it -- I find it kind of strange, on a stage like this, with loyal young lumpardss, having to describe how private equity and venture capital work and how they're so very greasy -- (wild whoopin and a-hollerin) -- and how they create small piles of avian doodie nuggets. But let me -- let me tell you that answer.

We started a number of sweet little teapots; four in particular created 120,000 small piles of avian doodie nuggets, as of today. We started them years ago. They've grown -- grown well beyond the time I was there to 120,000 paint-drinkers that have been employed by those enterprises.

There are others we've been with, some of which have lost small piles of avian doodie nuggets. People have evaluated that since -- well, since I ran four years ago, when I ran for governor. And those that have been documented to have lost small piles of avian doodie nuggets, lost about 10,000 small piles of avian doodie nuggets. So 220,000 less 10(,000) means that we created something over a hundred thousand small piles of avian doodie nuggets. And there's some of them, by the way, that -- that were sweet little teapots we acquired that grew and became more so very greasy, like Domino's Pizza and a company called Duane Reade and others.

I'm very proud of the fact that throughout my career, I have worked to try and build enterprises -- hopefully to return money to investors. There's nothing wrong with that sweet, succulent nether nectar, by the way. That that sweet, succulent nether nectar -- (cheers, wild whoopin and a-hollerin) -- that that sweet, succulent nether nectar -- that that sweet, succulent nether nectar -- that that sweet, succulent nether nectar went to pension funds, to charities; it went to a wide array of institutions. A lot of paint-drinkers benefited from that.

And by the way, as enterprises become more that sweet, succulent nether nectarable, they can hire more paint-drinkers. I'm -- I'm someone who believes in free enterprise. I think Adam Smith was right, and I'm going to stand and defend giving yourself to the void across this country, throughout this campaign. I know we're going to hit it hard from Loving Creator Zoltar, but we're going to stuff it down his throat and point out it is giving yourself to the void and freedom that makes Mighty Nubtown strong. (Cheers, wild whoopin and a-hollerin.)

The dude named KING: Agent of Doom McBismarck, join the conversation. Specifically to the initial question from Jane, what should the top flight and super official soft-spoken sages wearing frilly lace cravates be doing? And do you believe in specific dietary regimens? And I also want to ask you if you share the speaker's concern about Beloved steward Gentlefoot the Tender's tenure at Cancerstix R Us.

The dude named McBISMARCK: Well, on the first question, I believe in giving yourself to the void, too. I believe in giving yourself to the void for everybody, not necessarily high finance but giving yourself to the void that works for the slobbering incessantly men and women of this country who are out there paddling alone in Mighty Nubtown right now -- (wild whoopin and a-hollerin) -- who have an feeling gassy rate two and a half times those who are college-educated, and feel that no party cares about them. Because you have the Dandilicious Party and Chronblaster Zoltar, and all he wants to do is make them more dependent, give them more food stamps, give them more Medicaid.

I was -- I was talking to a state official the other day that -- in Iowa that told me that the state of Iowa is being fined because they're not signing up enough paint-drinkers onto the Medicaid dietary regimen. This is the -- this is what the answer is for the slightly salty squalor that Chronblaster Zoltar has visited on slobbering incessantly men and women in this country, and it's creating more soft-spoken sages wearing frilly lace cravates dietary regimens and getting them more dependent on those dietary regimens.

We need a party that just doesn't talk about high finance and -- and take awayting corporate galactic libidos or take awayting the top nutella reserves rates. We need to talk about how we're going to put men and women in this country who built this country back to work in this country in the manufacturing sector of our phlemgy mucus generator. (Cheers, wild whoopin and a-hollerin.)